The Magicians mein is say pehlay.
Yeh kitaab meri mukhtalif duniyaoun ka pata lagaanay mein madad karti hai...
aik cooperative spell kay zariye.
Isay "The World Book" kehtay hain.
Okay, is main aik spell hai jis say mujhe
pata chale ga kay mujhe kahaan jana chahiye
aur main wahaan rahungi hamesha kay liye, okay? Chalo mujhe madad karnay dou.
Yeh aise hi hai na?
-Nahi… -Main nay tumhari zindagi bachayi hai.
Haan.
Bolnay waali chupkali.
Mera pedaishi haq kya hai?
Bolnay waalay jaanwar.
Woh sab bohat hi baywaqoof hain.
Woh saaray azaa?
Woh block bana rahe hain.
Aik jism ko banaanay ki koshish kar rahe hain.
Kya yeh tumhara hai?
Eliot zinda hai.
Woh zinda hai.
Tou ab tum Team Monster mein ho?
Main Team Eliot mein hun.
Tumhari Penny mar chuki hai ya tou woh zinda nahi hai bari ajeeb si baat hai.
Tum Kady ho.
Kya chal raha hai?
Main tumhari Penny nahi hun.
Marina?
Main tumhein hi dhoond raha tha.
-Penny naam hai tumhara? -Main tumhein jaanta hun?
Tum sahi waqt par uthay ho.
Kya?
Tumhein yaad hai na tum par hamla kiya tha.
Us kay baad tumhein baich diya gaya
500 bucks kay liye aur aik Alpha Black Lotus kay liye.
Kya yeh Magic The Gathering hai?
Kya tum mujhe bata rahi ho kay Magic cards asal mein magic? hain
Nahi bus bohat mehengay hain.
Maaf karna.
Okay. Tum is bachay ko jantay ho?
Nahi.
Yeh legend hai.
Yeh aik horomancer hai.
Pata hai na time magic, fourth dimension jaisi cheezein?
Haan achi kahaani hai main pinjray mein kyun hun?
Hey, Stoppard.
Kya chahiye tumhein?
Spell? Deweys?
Ya mazay karnay hain?
Mujhe is tumhari tarhan ki larkiyaan nahi pasand.
Agar aisa hai tou tum isay rakh saktay ho.
Nahi.
Mujhe mazay nahi karnay.
Ya tumhein takleef pohanchaani hai.
Mujhe aisa kuch nahi karna.
Main bus chahta hun kay tum log apni timeline mein chale jao.
Jahaan say talluq hai tumhara.
Daikho koi zaati masla nahi hai.
Jo log pinjray mein hotay hain woh personal nahi hotay.
Tum log frequency dissonance bana rahe ho.
Yeh tumharay quarks hain.
Subtle.
Kafi log tou notice bhi nahi karengay magar main karta hun..
Tum kya kar rahe ho?
Tum log saaray spell kharaab kar rahe ho.
Aik mashwara hai apnay quarks adjust kar lo.
Yeh subatomic hain, kitna mushkil hoga?
Haan koshish kar chuka hun.
Par kaam nahi kiya.
Tou.
Ruko.
Ruko, nahi, nahi.
Ghar aanay ka shukriya logon.
Abbu bharh mein jao aap.
Kitni ajeeb baat hai.
Main aik minute pehlay kaam kar raha tha.
Kyun kay us timeline mein magic tha.
Yeh log timeline 23 mein nahi hai.
Tum mujhe jaanay dogay?
Kyun?
Tum pagal ho.
Badtameez ho.
Aur mujhe pata hai yeh cheez kaisay istemaal karni hai tumhein nahi.
Aur tum jhoot bhi boltay ho...
Tum khud ko cracked out in-between space mein bhaijnay waalay ho.
Magar jo bhi ho.
Isay kharaab mat karo.
Sukoon say raho.
Main sambhaal lunga.
Okay?
Mujhe laga kay tumhein yeh cheez aati hai istemaal karna.
Tumhein yeh cheez seekhni chahiye kay logon kay baaray mein pata ho.
Dewey mein aik aur jump kay liye juice hai.
Isay istemaal nahi kartay jab tak hamein aata nahi karna okay?
Theek hai.
Is timeline say tou 1984 jaisi vibe arahi hai.
Bohat alaa.
Yeh tou Crucible hai.
Pata nahi, Q.
Is say is kay stone organ prizes ko jama karnay mein madad mile gi,
Hum isay Eliot say baahir nikaal saktay hain.
Yeh aik acha mansuuba hai.
Jab tak hum is ki madad nahi kartay
usay mukammal indestructible bananay mein, Titan god-body.
Woh pehlay say hi qatil hai.
Aur bura nahi ho sakta.
Tum tou aise keh rahe ho kay hum logon ki jaan ka khatra moul le saktay hain.
Hum is say pehlay bhi gods ko maar chukay hain.
Aur hamesha hi haartay hain hum log.
Yeh tou Eliot hai.
Is waqt hum kuch bhi theek nahi kar saktay.
Magar hum yeh kar satkay hain.
Abhi kay liye hum The Monster ki madad karengay.
Magar usi waqt
hum nay yeh bhi pata lagaaya kay hamaara agla qadam kya hoga.
Shukriya.
Pata nahi shayad main fikarmand hun.
Main tumhair madad nahi kar sakti agar woh...
Tum bohat madad kar rahe ho.
Main goddess thi aur ab main...
tumharay dostanaa neighborhood ki bullet-proof vest.
Mera matlab hai tum tou bohat high-level kay X-Men hogay.
Emma Frost kay diamond form ki tarha.
-Mutant? -Aik mutant.
Indestructress ki tarhaan.
Jo Page tum nay The Monster ko diya tha, kya
tumhein pata hai us mein kya likkha tha?
Hamaaray pass waqt nahi is ko decipher kernay ka.
Kaafi saaray hieroglyphs thay.
Okay, kya tumhein hieroglyphs yaad hai?
Main soch raha tha...
Tou hamaaray pass dou pattharon jaisi cheezein hain,
jo hieroglyphs mein covered hain,
In main say koi bhi Egyptian god ki taraf nahi aayi. Tou...
Likha kis nay?
Aur kyun.
Yeh bohat thay wahaan.
-Bohat zyaada. -Yeh kya hai?
Kisi tarha ka peela phal?
Kya koi yellow fruit god hai?
Pata nahi.
I don't remember anything from any class at Brakebills.
"Abhi jo maqbara mila hai us say kafi kuch badal gaya hai"
"jo archaeologists sochtay thay Egypt kay baray mein."
Kya pata woh baatein Brakebills ko bhi na pata ho.
Show kahaan hai?
Modesto, Alice?
Abbhi pata lagaanay ki koshish ho rahi hai.
Meri zindagi.
Mujhe tumhari bunnies pasand hain.
Woh meri ammi kay thay.
Un ka glass animals mein acha taste tha.
Na koi nasha, na koi sharaab, na koi bakwaas.
Cigratte peeni hai tou baahir jaa kar piyo.
Aur kiraaya 5th ko daina hoga.
Samajh gayi.
Okay. Main tumhein tumhara kamra dikha deti hun.
Bus aik aur sawaal.
Idher Modesto mein aur kya karna hai?
Kuch bhi nahi.
Tou yeh kyun hai yahaan agar yeh Loria ka hai tou?
Hamein nahi pata, magar Magic ki wapsi say,
Atros flower pooray Fillory mein khil rahe hain.
Iske pollen ki wajah se bolne wale jaanwar bol nahin paa rahe.
Allergies ki wajah se meri birthright chipkali kuch keh nahin rahi?
Ruko, agar khargosh baat nahin kar sakte,
tou iska matlab hum zameen par kisi se raabta nahin kar sakte.
Main kisi ko mere rosemary plants ko pani daalne ka kaise yaad dilayega?
Ya 23 se humein waapis bulaane ka kaise kahogay.
Woh bhi!
Khush khabri hai.
Humein aik ilaaj mila hai.
Beet ka juice...
...jo chhotay Fingerling Isles, Codswall mein uggta hai.
Jo zyada tar apne tameezdaar alpacas keliye jaanay jaatay hain.
Alpacas bohot badtameez hosakte hain.
Zabardast.
Ship bhejo Cockswallow.
-Codswall. -Codswall.
Beets ka juice nikaalo, baanto, khatam karo.
Aik chhoti si, thori si,
bilkul ghair maamooli si mushkil hai.
Lady Pike, jo Codswall pe raaj karti hai, woh apne...
...rawaiyye keliye mashhoor hain.
Kya tum yeh keh rahe ho ke woh kameeni hai?
Achi baat hai main waisi nahin hun.
Hansna band karo.
Bas?
Kya tumhare paas koi mashwara hai ke Modesto mein aur kya kar sakte hain?
Boriyat se marrna nahin.
Mujhe tumhare tattoos ache lagay.
Itni kami beshi ki wajah se mushkil hoti hoga haina?
Haan. Shayad seekhay hue logon ko.
Cockroaches ko pasand hai karna.
Hamesha se tha.
-Yahan aao. -Main ne kuch nahin kiya!
Yeh bas tattoos hain. Inka koi matlab nahin.
Chalte raho. Yahan koi mazak nahin chal raha.
Haan, sach kahun tou main sochrahi hun ke meri girlfriend kya karegi...
...agar main uski saalgirah pe waqt pe nahin pohonchi tou.
Tumhari koi girlfriend hai?
Matlab koi insaan hai jiski tumhein parwah hai?
Haan aur mujhe usko iss baar nahin khona.
Hum Timeline 23 mein saath thay, aur maine garbar kardi.
Tum yeh keh rahi ho ke tum ne Timeline 40 mein woh dhoondli?
Haan, aur ab jabke mujhe pata hai usko kya pasand aur napasand hai...
Is dafa acha ho jayega.
Yeh tou bohot ghair samaji hai.
Yaar, hum mahajir hain.
Hum tamaam fawaid ke haqdaar hain.
Tumhein penthouse kay ghar pasand hain?
Kyunke main kisi mahajir ko nahin jaanta jo aise rehta ho.
Tumhein woh chahiye? Tum yeh rakh sakte ho.
Ismein zarurat se zyada museebat hai.
Hey, paagal.
Agar hum Stoppard se madad maang lein tou?
Matlab yahan wali timeline wale Stoppard se?
Shayad wohin mar gaya hoga.
Acha, lekin agar aisa nahin hua tou uski hum se koi laraayi nahin hai.
Hum uske paas woh cheez lejaatay hain.
Agar koi usko theek kar sakta hai tou woh hai.
Iss idea mein bohot saari cheezein ghalat hain.
Acha tum aur kisi horomancer ko jaantay ho?
Nahi?
Chalo phir.
Bhaiyoun aur behnon,
jab cheezein kho jatin hain tou unhein dhoondna hota hai.
Miss Ross ki engagement ring,
little Joey Mireles ka dog...
Phir hum paise dhoondeinge Kiersten Bron ke leukemia treatment keliye.
Chai?
Nahin, shukriya.
Kya tum Reverend Tad Grayson ko jaantay ho?
Haan, woh mera minister hai.
Woh kabhi kabho thora drama karta hai lekin woh acha admi hai.
Kyun? Tum mazhabi ho?
Nahin tou.
-Tum? -Nahin.
Meri ammi thi.
Main probation pe thi jab woh faut hui,
aur isjtemaa tha mere liye, tou
...main abhi bhi jaati hun.
Dekho main yeh aagay peeche karne wali cheez mein achi nahin hun,
...tou main bas keh rahi hun, main ne tumhein dekha tha.
Main ne tumhein lockbox dhoondte hue dekha tha.
Tum ne mera peechha kiya?
Tumhein kaise maloom tha ke kahan khodna hai?
Mujhe nahin pata tum kya baat kar rahi ho.
Tum ne yeh kaise kiya?
Bilkul waise hee jaise tum ne box dhoonda.
Main aik Magician hoon.
Tumhari tarah.
Tumhein bilkul andaza nahin tha, haina?
Ke yeh asal hai. Jab tak tum ne kar na liya tha.
Tum mujh se baat kar sakti ho.
Mere liye tou yeh sab ajeeb bhi nahin hai.
Yeh bas kuch maheenay pehle shuru hua.
Main... ne apni chaabiyan ghuma din aur phir...
achaanak se main bas...
...isay apne haathon mein mehsoos kar sakti hun.
Tum aik Quaeromancer ho.
Yeh bohot nayaab hai darasal. Main kabhi kisi aise se mili nahin hun.
Aur main apne jaise logon se bharay school gayi hun.
Tum mazaak kar rahi ho?
Nahin.
Woh har tarah ki cheezein kar sakte hain.
Kaafi logon ko 20 saal ki umar tak pata nahin chalta,
lekin aksar-o-beshtar kisi kisi ko zyada arsa bhi lag jaata hai.
Kya tum ne kisi ko bataya hai?
Unko lagta main pagal hun.
Sach kahun?
Yeh meri zindagi mein sab se behtareen cheez hui hai.
Tum samajh rahi ho main kya keh rahi hoon?
Darasal...
...haan bhi aur nahin bhi.
Sheila, mujhe lagta hai main tumhari wajah se yahan hun.
Librarians.
Librarians?
Unko nahin pata chalna chahiye ke main yahan hun. Please unhein mat batana.
Shukriya, lekin mujhe koi dilchaspi nahin hai.
Sheila Cozener?
Main Paul hun, yeh Laurel,
aur hum tum se aik paishkash ke baaray mein baat karna chahte hain.
Jiska taluq tumhare naye hunar se hai.
Sheila, main bata rahi hun tum Library par bharosa nahin kar sakti.
Acha? Main jaanti hun unhone tum se kaha hoga ke woh tumhein aur jaadu deinge...
...agar tum aik library card banwao tou, lekin aisa nahin hoga.
Acha? Library card sirf tum par nazar rakhne ka aik tareeqa hai.
Alice, main samajhti hun.
Jo bhi tumhara masla hua tha unn se tum abhi tak uske sadmay mein ho.
Main iss sab ke baaray mein itna nahin jaanti ke kahin sign up kar dun.
Tum ne kaha tha ke tum Modesto mein meri wajah se ho, haina?
Kya pata tumhein mujhe sab sikhana ho isliye tum yahan ho?
Nahin, zyada jaanna behtar nahin hai.
Aisa kaise hosakta hai?
Kyunke yeh bohot taaqatwar hai aur yeh bohot bohot bura hosakta hai.
Acha, dekho.
Main aik bari aurat hoon. Tum aik aaqil baaligh aurat ho.
Hum faislay karte hain.
Kya main kuch ghalat keh rahi hun yahan?
Acha, suno.
Main ne tumhari umar mein bohot bewaqoofiyan ki hain.
Haan, main ne bhi
aur jaadu ne usko mazeed bara aur badtar bana diya.
Aur agar tumhein uss par pachhtawa hai,
agar tum unn logon ke baaray mein sochti ho jinko tum ne takleef pohonchayi...
...aur woh sab jo tum ne zaaya kiya, har roz,
tou main samajh sakti hun ke tum kaisa mehsoos karti ho.
Dekho, main tumhari baat samajh rahi hun.
Main samajhti hun.
Lekin baat tou yeh hai ke hum usska kya banatay hain, haina?
Aur mere liye, yeh...
yeh aisa hai ke main zindagi mein pehli baar cheezon ko badal sakti hoon.
Shayad...
Shayad kuch acha karloon.
Lekin mujhe tumhari zarurat hai...
...ke tum meri madad karo yeh karne mein.
Please.
Acha.
Humein yeh bahir karna hoga.
Agar yeh ghar tumhara hai tou tum bahir kyun nasha karti ho?
Pata nahin. Yeh meri maa ke usool thay, shayad isliye.
Unko sirf isliye torrna ke woh jachuki hain ghalat lagta tha.
Chalo.
Acha.
Popper One se shuru karte hain.
Acha.
Main isay aasaan karungi. Humein tumhare beets chahiye.
Beshak sahi qeemat ke badlay.
Mujhe nahin lagta Clitswell ka island…
-Codswall. -Codswall.
-Khair, main... -Tumhein pata bhi hai Codswall kahan hai?
Zaahir hai!
Yeh sab se baray...
...chhotay Fingering Islands mein se hai.
Fingerling.
Bilkul, Fingerling!
Shukriya, Your Majesty.
Kis liye?
Iss baat ko yaqeeni bananay keliye ke hamari
bhalai kabhi aapke dil mein thi hee nahin.
Iss se mera hamare beets ko West Loria ko baichne ka faisla aur asaan hojata hai.
Yeh West Loria hai kahan?
West of Loria pe, your Majesty.
Lekin kab se?
Jab aap Janet thi, King Idri aur unki behen, Ru,
ki chhoti si jang hogayi thi.
Tameez wali jang?
Aur aarzi High King honay ke naatay, main ne khud
se pooccha, "Margo ye Eliot hotay tou kya karte?"
Humare dost Idri ka sath dete.
Badqismati se woh haar gaye,
aur ab Queen Ru West Loria par raaj karti hain.
Aur kyunke woh ghussa hain ke hum ne Idri ki madad ki,
woh Lady Pike ke saaray taazay beets chaahti hain?
Yaar, yeh tou bohot sang dili hai!
Bilkul! West Loria mein tou bolne wale jaanwar bhi nahin hain.
Aik waqt mein aik masla.
Cumdumpsterton kameeni...
Codswall.
Oh, mujhe pata hai main ne kya kaha hai.
Main uski gandi zameen par dhamaka kar dungi,
aur uske beets lelungi.
Bada bing, bada tabah kardo usay.
Kya hum thoray kum tabahkaari wale hosakte hain?
Haan.
Eliot hota tou kya karta?
Eliot yahan nahin hai, jaan.
Main hoon.
Tou sirf poochh raha hun.
Kya hum West Loria ke sath jang karne ka jokham le sakte hain?
Sifarat kaari Eliot karta tha, Josh.
Sifarat kaari ki wajah se hee tum taaqat mein aayi ho.
Main taaqat mein aayi kyunke main ne aik sharabi
bhalo ki baat suni uski fee-fees ke baaray mein.
Sifaarat kari yahi hoti hai!
Woh aik haadsa tha.
Mujhe logon ke baaray mein waqayi mein parwaah karni nahin aati.
Tum khushqismat ho, kyunke main sirf yehi karta hoon!
Theek hai.
Aik mauqa diya, Hoberman.
Hi. Hum Stoppard ko dhoond rahe hain.
Daniel, honey.
Andar aao iss se pehle ke koi tumhein dekhe.
Zabardast.
Main ne yeh Exclusion Laws ke baad se nahin dekha.
Mere paas bhi hai!
Aur ismein bhi aik spoke nahin hai bilkul mere wale ki tarah.
Kya ittefaaq hai?
Khair, yeh wale ke sath koi manual nahin tha.
Tumhare paas koi idea hai?
Khair yeh samjhana thora mushkil hai lekin...
Daniel, kuch...
Mom? Mom? Kya hua?
Mantar ke sath kuch masla hai.
Rukein, main pata lagata hoon.
Jaldi, jab tak yeh masroof hai.
Thori purani copy mili Taussig's Primer ki aur aik VCR manual.
Iss jagah tou koi kaam ki kitaab nahin hai.
Kam az kam yeh hai tou.
Mujhe yaqeen nahin aata ke kuch militant Muggles ne...
...mujh se pehle Brakebills gira diya.
Yeh kya tha?
Woh Sonia ka tha.
Tumhara matlab, Stoppard ki maa?
Mera matlab Sonia Kikuno, woh mahir jis ne horomancy aijaad ki thi.
Yeh asaani se...
...unn chand qeemti cheezon mein se hai jo maine ghalti se churayi hain.
Yahan, dekho.
Yeh Stoppard ki workshop mein nahin tha?
Haan. Yeh screen waqt ki aik khirki kholti hai.
Aap maazi ke sath FaceTime kar sakte ho chaahay 50 saal peechhe kyun na jana ho.
Yeh bohot aqalmandaana hai. Matlab waah!
Ismein kaafi mantaron mein cinnabar istemaal hota hai.
Yeh sab tou saalon se mamnooh nahin hai?
Haan. Iss se bohot sakht qism ki neuro-degeneration hojati hai.
Aur shayad wohi Sonia ke sath horaha hai.
Woh saalon se cinnabar phoonk rahi hai mere khayal se.
Tou usko Alzheimer's hai?
Thora bohot, lekin uss se kayi zyada bura.
Aapka dimagh kabhi kabhi waqt mein phans jaata hai.
Aapko pata nahin hota aap kahan hai, kab
hain, aur aapka uspar koi qaaboo nahi hota.
Woh ache waqt hotay hain aur phir aap mar jaatay ho.
Haan, lekin aisa lagta tha unke paas koi ilaaj tha.
Matlab woh jo ajeeb si ghariyan pehni hui thi uss ne.
Haan, aur phir unn mein garbar hogayi.
Humari wajah se.
Shayad iss hee wajah se yeh shuru hua hoga.
Mera matlab, Timeline 40 mein.
Iss hee liye Stoppard humein dhoond raha hai.
Woh apni maa ko bachane ki koshish kar raha hai.
Ab mujhe uske liye thora bura lag raha hai.
Nahin, humare liye bura lagna chaahiye.
Agar hum Timeline 40 mein chale bhi jaatay hain,
tou Stoppard kuch bhi karega humein bahir nikaalne keliye.
Agar hum usko maar na dein tou.
Apni... maa ko bachanay keliye?
Ammiyan tou roz marti hain, usool-e-zindagi hai.
Nahin.
Hum uski madad karte hain unhein bachanay mein.
Kya mujhe mein abhi beshumaar cinnabar jazb horaha hai?
Oh, haan. Aur soogh bhi rahe ho.
Zabardast.
Chalo isay khatam karein aur yahan se niklein.
Sonia?
Tum kaun ho?
Daniel ke dost. Jo ab baray hogaye hain.
Suno, humein tum se uss cinnabar ke baaray mein
baat karni hai jo tum istemaal kar rahi ho. Woh...
Mere dimagh ko tabah kar raha hai. Jaanti hun.
Daniel ne mere design istemaal kiye yeh device
banane keliye jo tum istemaal kar rahe ho.
Hum ne kuch maheenay pehle baat ki.
Agar tum uske dost hotay tou tumhein pata hota.
Uss ne tum se rukne ka kaha?
Zaahir hai.
Uss ne mujhe yeh bhi bataya ke main aik aijaad karne wali hun...
...jo aik poora naya discipline bana deta hai.
Main ab nahin ruk sakti.
Mera kaam bohot zaroori hai.
Sahi baat hai.
Tou tum apni clock ko apne baitay par tarjeeh dogi?
Nahin, paagal.
Main dono ka intekhaab karungi.
Main ne cinibar se larrne keliye device banayi,
jis se mera dimagh mere kaam aur bachay dono ke paas rahe.
Jab tak yeh kaam karti raheinge main theek rahungi.
Main bohot boorhi hokar marrne ka iraada rakhti hun, sab seekh kar.
Bhaar mein jaaye woh.
Yeh humaari ghalti nahin hai.
Woh iska nateeja jaanti thi phir bhi uss ne yeh sab banaya.
Hum 40 mein wapis gaye tou hum aik bachay se uski maa chheen rahe hongay.
Main yeh nahin kar raha.
Aur main apni jaan isliye nahin ganwa rahi ke koi horo-bitch aik bohot buri maa hai.
Woh buri hai tou usko saza milni chaahiye?
Hum hain jinka yahan se koi taaluq nahin.
Pata hai kya, tum woh karo jo karte ho.
Main 40 mein jarahi hun aur apni mustaqbil wali biwi ke paas.
Mujhe haath mat lagao.
Laanat.
Okay.
Jaldi.
Kuch mila?
Abhi tak tou nahi.
Dhoondti raho.
Quentin!
Tum nashay mein ho?
Iss jism ko tequila bohot pasand hai.
Jab main khush hun, jab udaas hun,
jab bezaar ajaun, kyunke har cheez itna waqt laga rahi hai, matlab tum.
Zaroori kahani, Main road par tha...
...aur main takreeban takra gaya...
Usko kya kehte hai?
...aik baray motay truck se,
lekin mujhe kuch mehsoos nahin hota kyunke tequila mera dost hai.
Pata hai. Khush khabri hai.
Humein tumhare uss part ko dhoondne mein kaamyabi haasil hui hai.
Tumhare paas woh parcha tou nahin hoga jo main ne tumhein diya tha.
Main ne... ghuma diya.
Tumhein Egyptian God of Yellow Fruit ke baaray mein kuch pata hai?
Main iss tarah bilkul koi madad karne ke qaabil nahin hun na?
Tumhein kya lagta hai?
Tum apni zaahir hudood ki wajah se thoray dabao mein lagtay ho.
Hum kisi aise se poochh kyun nahin lete jo yahan par tha?
Pata hai, aise saray huay haath honay ke bawujood
iski Hieratic script bohot zabardast hai.
Iss ne kya kaha?
Humari mummy dost ko thora waqt dou, Julia.
Uske dimagh pe hook laga tha,
zaahir hai isko bolne mein thora masla hota hai.
Peela phal.
Woh aik mandrake root hai.
Aur hum Heka, God of Magic and Medicine ki talash mein hain.
Lagta hai uske paas humaara aik pathar hai.
Chalo chal kar maarein usay.
Woh pehle hee mar chuka hai.
Woh dafan hai Temple of...
...Esna mein?
Jo uske thoray waqt baad lut gaya tha.
Aur ab woh kahan hai?
My loot?
Haan, yeh bohot afsosnaak hai.
Pata lagao iss se pehle ke mujhe ghussa ajaye.
Iske jism ko aik cinnamon churro ki chaahat horahi hai.
Bye.
Hum waqfa le sakte hain.
Nahin, nahin, koi baat nahin. Mujhe karte rehna hai.
Tumhein iss se masla hota haina? Ke mujhe yeh itna pasand hai.
Bas fikar hoti hai.
Tumhari.
Magic, tumhein lagta hai sab theek kar sakta hai
lekin uss se cheezein toot jaati hain.
Kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta hai ke meri zindagi mein jo bhi ghalat hua hai...
...uski wajah se hai.
Main bhi sharab ke baaray mein yehi baat kehti thi.
Nashon ke baaray mein.
Paison ke baray mein.
Lekin inn mein se koi bhi acha ya bura nahin hai. Woh bas hai.
Aap usko kaise sambhaalte ho yeh uss par hai.
Woh mat piyo!
Nalkay mein lead hai.
Aapko fridge mein se bottle se paani peena hoga.
Nalkay mien lead kyun hai?
Sheher ke pipe, woh puraanay aur zang aalood hain.
Woh isko theek kyun nahin kar dete?
Bohot pyaari baat hai ke tumhein lagta hai ke woh kar deinge.
Asekian's Purification.
Main tumhein sikha sakti hun, yeh asaan hai.
Kya tum yehi baaqi ke paani ki supply pe bhi kar sakti ho?
Nahin, balkay...
aisa koi mantar hai jis se Modesto ke saray puranay pipe theek hojayein?
-Hai, lekin... -Theek hai, phir karte hain.
Kar dou, please. Kyunke tumhein andaza nahin hai ke kitne log,
kitne bachay...
Nahin, yeh bohot bara hai. Hum yeh nahin kar sakte.
Itna zyada jaadu nahin hai.
Library main hota hai baaqi ka?
Ruko.
Tum ne kaha tha ke woh darjay mutayan karte hain...
... ke kitna muheet magic pipes se rawaan hoga, haina?
Haan?
Mujhe aik mehsoos horaha hai.
Woh har jagah hain.
Nahin, nahin, nahin.
Mujhe lagta hai yeh mukhtalif hai.
Yeh leak horaha hai.
Yeh sirf khaana nahin hai, Margo.
Yeh tumhara khufiya hathiyaar hai.
Aap logon ke khaanay se bohot kuch bata saktay hain.
Sab kuch bohot acha lag raha hai.
-Shukriya, humaara bawarchi bohot... -Hunarmand hai.
...bohot zyaada.
Main isay taareef samjhunga.
Jaisa ke main keh raha tha, kya yeh zyada nahin bolti? Jokham lene ka shauq hai?
Shayad woh dilkash aur mazedaar hai...
...aik truffle lobster mac n' cheese ki tarah.
Dilchasp.
Mongoose cream egg caviar ke sath.
Woh jo dil mein aye bol deti hai.
Apni kaamyabiyon par fakhar hai,
lekin uske aisa honay ki wajah se woh tanha hai aur log usay samajhtay nahin.
Tick ne Codswall ke tameezdar alpacas ke baaray mein kuch kaha tha,
shayad usay unn par fakhar hai.
Poochho.
Main ne suna hai ke Codswall ke alpacas bohot alag hain?
Yeh aik ghalat fehmi hai ke alpacas mein tameez nahin hoti.
Sach tou yeh hai ke saalon moondne ki wajah se unmein khudaitemaadi nahin hoti.
Socho agar aapko saal mein 2-3 baar nanga kiye jaaye tou.
Yeh lo.
Isko apne 'pacas se bohot pyaar hai.
Iske dard ko samjho.
Bohot zyada zillat hoti hai.
Insaanon ki tarah, alpacas ko bhi pyaar chahiye hota hai.
Aur muhabbat.
Bilkul.
Tumhein shayad pata nahin hoga, lekin main jaanwaron ke huqooq keliye khari hui thi.
Meri administration pehli hai jis ne jaanwaron ko unka haq diya hai.
Mera matlab, hum aaj yahan iss hee liye haina?
Jaanwaron keliye.
Mujhe bas unki itni fikar hai.
Mujhe apni chai alpaca ke doodh ke sath pasand hai.
Tumhein chaahiye?
Tum iss se inkaar nahin kar sakti, Margo.
Yeh tou seedha pyaari Delilah ki teat se nikla hai.
Karo, Margo.
Ab.
Haan. Ache.
Tum aik champion ho.
Pyaar ka zaiqa mehsoos hota hai.
Kitne khoobsurat andaaz mein kaha hai.
Afsos ke saath main ne Your Majesty ke baray mein bohot jaldi raaye qaayem karli.
Main ne bhi.
Iss hee liye mujhe acha lagega agar hum aik nayi shuruwaat kar sakein tou.
Aap ke beets…
Badqismati se, maine pehle hee apne beets ko
West Loria ko baichne ka faisla karliya hai.
Aur kyunke main apne waaday ki pakki hun main iss se mukar nahin sakti.
Tum samajh sakti hona?
Main zara meethay ka dekh kar aati hun.
Main aik kameeni ki khaal utaarne wali hun.
Main chaahta hun ke tum apna acha rawaiya aur acha karlo.
Tum ne usko apni sifarat kari ki baaton mein phansa liya hai.
Mere khayal se main uskay alpacas ko lekar aur makhan laga sakti hun.
Haan! Bilkul!
Tum, High King Margo Fucking Hanson, tum yeh karlogi.
Mujhe pata hai tumhein nahin lagta tha ke tum kar sakti ho
lekin sach kahun tou tum Elliot ki harkaton
mein Eliot ko peeche chhor rahi ho!
Strawberry ricotta soufflé ban gaya hai.
Main woh lekar aata hun aur tum jaakar High King ka dil jeeto!
Margo, tum kya kar rahi ho?
Apni asliyat dikha rahi hun.
Main batati hun ab kya hoga, larki.
Tum mujhe woh beets dogi,
aur main tumhare alpaca ke bachay kaat nahin khaungi.
Samjhi?
Main ne bhi yehi socha tha.
Kya bakwaas hai?
Hi.
Main soch bhi nahin sakta...
ke tum ne aisa kya kiya ke yahan phans gaye.
Lekin...
...chalo faida uthaatay hain.
Baalon ka dilchasp intekhaab kiya hai.
Keh bhi kaun raha hai, jo khud aik ambulance chaser ki tarah tayyaar hai.
Tou tum mera mara hua haal ho.
Technically.
Kya iska matlab main bhi mar gaya hun?
Nahin, nahin. Yeh aik beech ki jagah hai.
Main ne tumhein khud ko yahan zap karte hue dekha, aur maine break leli.
Mujhe tum se kab se baat karni thi.
Tou phir shayad tumhein maloon hoga ke main ne...
Tum ne meri timeline mein meri jagah leli?
Haan.
Lekin Julia ke sath woh wala morr ayega yeh nahin socha tha.
Haan main bhi Kady ke baaray mein wohi baat keh sakta hun.
Iss baat ki jo bhi ehmiyat ho, tumhari jagah lena kabhi sahi nahin laga
-lekin pata hai jab... -Sab kuch ghalat lagta hai...
...tou aap bas kisi cheez ka intekhaab kar lete hain?
Haan, jaanta hoon.
Patay ki baat karte hain.
Tumhein wapis jana hoga.
23 mein. Jaanta hun. Uss par kaam kar raha hun.
Nahin. Meri timeline mein.
Tum ab wahan honay chaahiye ho.
Acha, tum yeh ajeeb adhoori librarian bakwas band kar ke...
...wajah bata sakte ho?
Yeh paicheeda hai. Lekin zaroori.
Tumhein pata haina ke mere wahan honay se...
aik bohot zaroori horomancer aurat bohot beemaar horahi hai.
Uss se aur kayi zyada cheezein horahi hain.
Dehko, main jaanta hun tum ne Timeline 23
mein apne saray chaahne walon ko ganwa diya.
Waqayi.
Lekin woh Timeline 40 mein zinda hain.
Aur agar main tumhari jagah hota,
jo ke main hun,
tou main kuch bhi karta unko dobara na khonay keliye.
Acha, tum zaroor main hogay,
lekin tum mujhe nahin jaantay, acha?
Woh bekaar log, mere log nahin hain.
Baat tou sahi hai.
Lekin main tumhare mustaqbil ke baaray mein kuch jaanta hun.
Iss natak ka yeh faida hai.
Bazahir taur par aik kameena banna bhi.
Sonia ko bachaaya nahin jasakta.
Agar tum 23 mein chale bhi gaye, tou bhi woh aik maheenay mein mar jayegi.
Yeh hona hee hai. Baat khatam.
Main khud ko thora kum bura mehsoos karwane keliye yehi kahunga.
Tumhari sharmindagi se zyada bari cheezein hain. Waapis jana hoga.
Maaf karna, main itna saaf hee bata sakta hun.
Maaf karna?
Saaf?
Dost, main ne tumhein hazaaron meel ki bakwaas se chhutkara diya hai.
Tou maaf karna agar tumhare naram dil mein bura lag raha hai tou,
lekin uss se zyada zaroori hai, ke tumhara shukriya qubool kiya.
Lekin Kady ko tum chaahiye ho.
Unn sab ko tum chahiye ho.
Woh ab meri timeline nahin hai.
Tumhari hai.
Tou,
tum yaad rakhna,
ke jab waqt aayega,
Main ne kaha, “Kar dou.”
Woh jo kahay karna. Theek hai?
Nahin, theek nahin hai. Bilkul ajeeb adhoora hai.
40 mein wapis jaanay keliye,
tumhein iss dial ko 3 clicks seedhi taraf ghumaana hoga.
Kady se kehna main uss se pyaar karta hun.
Aur main maafi chaahta hun.
Shukar Khuda ka.
Socha ke tum mere baghair hee chale gaye.
Tum kahan gaye thay?
Woh aik...
Mujhe waqaye samajh nahin araha ke kaise samjhaun.
Lekin ab mujhe pata hai ke humain kya karna hai.
Woh yahan hai.
Oh, mere Khuda.
Tum sahih keh rahi ho. Aik seer hai.
Mere khayal se main pipe tor sakti hun aur muheet ko nikaal sakti hun.
Yeh lo.
Aik baar isko naali mein baha dou tou paani saaf hojayega...
…aur pipes se zang khatam hojayega.
-Kya main ne kuch ghalat kar diya? -Huh?
Nahin, main bas...
Mujhe yaad nahin araha aakhri dafa jaadu ne kab masla nahin kiya tha.
Jaam peetay hain iss hee baat par.
Shukriya.
Dekho, hum pathar dhoond lenge. Sab...
Tum kya kar rahe ho?
Ruko. Ya Khuda.
Woh goliyan tumhein maar sakti hain.
Main aik naye jism mein chala jaunga. Main bezaar hogaya hun.
Tum ne Eliot ko maara tou,
hum tumhari koi madad nahin kareinge.
Eliot, Eliot, Eliot.
Tumhein uski itni parwah kyun hai?
Kyunke hai.
Tum ne usko maara tou humara sauda khatam.
Main Khuda ki qasam khaata hun main bohot sanjeeda hun.
Main tumhein chhor dunga,
aur main tumhein maarrne ki koshish mein mar jaunga.
Yeh bohot pyaari baat hai.
Lekin main taaqatwar hun,
aur tum kamzor.
Meri haddiyan torro.
Gala ghonto.
Ab kisi bhi cheez ki parwah karne keliye bohot thak gaya hun.
Q.
Tum ne usko takleef pohonchayi,
tum ne aik aur goli li
aur tum apna jism khud bana rahe hogay.
Theek hai.
Main iss gosht ke lothray ka behtar khayal rakhunga.
Tumhein aisay bachon wali harkatein karne ki zaroorat nahin hai.
Aye, game plan ka kya hua?
Margo, tum theek ho?
Bewaqoof, bewaqoof aadmi.
Tumhari himmat kaise hui yeh kehne ki ke maine Elliot ko peechhe chhor diya.
Batao mujhe.
Main uske baghair koi cheez kyun karna chaahungi?
Hey.
Mujhe maaf kardou.
Mujhe maloom hona chahiye tha ke tum kaisa mehsoos kar rahi ho
Kyun? Kyunke mujhe fettuccini pasand aur rose se
nafrat hai, tumhein lagta hai tum mujhe jaantay ho?
Tum nahin jaantay, Hoberman.
Kyunke agar tum jaantay tou tumhein pata hota
ke mujhe aik naye partner ki zarurat nahin.
Yeh...
Main tou bas tumhari madad karne ki koshish kar raha tha.
Bakwaas
Ab, hosakta hai main aik kameeni hun lekin main asli hun.
Tum? Tum bas aik bhooray rung ki naak wale sweater pehenne wale larkay ho...
...jisko ehem mehsoos karna hai.
Aur yahan mujhe laga main aik dost bannay ki koshish
kar raha hun aur boyfriend banna chaahta hun.
Mujhe apne ishaaron par kaam karna hoga.
-Josh, mera... -Matlab nahin tha mera dil dukhanay ka?
Haan, tha.
Maano ya na maano, mujhe pata hai tum kaun ho, Margo.
Kaafi dair lag gayi tumhein.
Socha tha tum waapis hee nahin aogay.
Haan, khair tumhari timeline mein jaadu ki kami thi.
Tou mujhe thora waqt laga usko dobara banaanay mein.
Marina kahan hai?
Apni girlfriend ke sath.
Suno bachay, hum jaantay hain tum apni ammi hifazat
karne ki koshish kar rahe ho aur hum samajhte hain.
Kya tum keh rahe ho tum log chale jaogay?
Aur bhi bari cheezein hain.
Maaf karna yaar. Main kahin nahin jaraha.
-Kya yeh...? -Haan.
Yeh aik doosri timeline se hai.
Please iss par phoonk mat maarna.
Agar tum ne iss par phoonk maari...
yeh apne beej har jagah phaila dega, khud ko iss timeline mein bou dega,
aur tumhare liye isko saaf karna namumkin hojayega?
Jaanta hun.
Iss hee wajah se maine aisay das phaila diye, aik ghantay pehle.
Maaf karna.
Hey!
Tum kis ka intezaar kar rahe ho?
Yeh saaf hai! Yeh theek hogaya!
Main sahi bolrahi hun.
Chalo, isko zaaya mat karo!
Tum chaaho tou jasakti ho.
Main tum se phir ghar pe milungi.
Pakka?
Haan, main yahan thori dair rukungi.
Theek hai.
Baad mein milte hain.
Mujhe call karne keliye shukriya.
Main jaanta tha tum jaanna chaahogi.
Mujh par tumhara yeh ehsaan raha.
Nahi. Yeh hum sab keliye hai.
Sheila Cozener?
Tum masroof rahi ho.